Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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