Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think people are normalizing furries
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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