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  • no one is a bigger joke than a student at UT Austin. The worst of the worst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:43am
  • I've never met someone who doesn't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. I would have gotten you out of there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:04am
  • but they do fist girls named Caroline

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:42am
  • Jeff at 10:07, You might very well be retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:32pm
  • We definitely fist pump at UIowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:44am
  • U of I fuckin blows. We fist pump all fuckin night to sweet Caroline at Indiana.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:11am
  • I dunno who wrote this but u of I students definatly fist pump to sweet Caroline. Piano man at canopy for damn sure.. The bar goes wild

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:00am
  • I'm gonna take a guess and say that OP was at the cactus piano bar in Lafayette, IN... Yeah, its pretty shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:56pm
  • SWEET Caroline, DAH DAH DAH!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:17pm
  • BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Wait, there are like 3 U of I's, which one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:23am
  • Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:35am
  • Um, U of I is awesome. And yes, 10:00...Piano Man FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Someone explain why its such a necessity to fist pump to this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Sweet Caroline LET'S GO PITT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:46am
  • I don't know where you were at U of I, but I can guarantee that fist pumping during Sweet Caroline is a necessity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Fist pump to Sweet Caroline is must out here at Texas Tech

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Wrong Answer. Sweet Caroline is our song during Badger football games. Go and get fucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:02pm
  • All of you talking shit about U of I are just jealous cause you were too stupid to get in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:43pm
  • U of I is the shit...you were obviously not at a good bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:53am
  • This is sooo Edgar!!! It's got to be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:15pm
  • If sweet Caroline does not get your blood pumpin then something is wrong with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:09am
  • I know who does fist pump to sweet caroline....JERSEY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:51am
  • Illini kids are fucking sweet. And we totally pump our fists to Sweet Caroline. This may be a rare U of I Neil-hater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:34pm
  • U of I kids are a fuckin joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:39am
  • No it's not hail to PITT.. Hail to Iowa because we kicked that ass in football and are still undefeated bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:15am
  • Shut up Jersey no one likes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:53am
  • Fuck y'allz, UofIowa is amazing. If you go to a bar any day of the year you can and will get laid. I'd rather fuck then fist pump

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:34am
  • My name is Caroline -___-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:32pm
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:43am
  • UIdaho loves that song. The rest of these U of I schools suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:34pm
  • my guess: a U of Ier at NU, those fruitcakes went wild last time they played it I was at Evanston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:42am
  • This is a U of Iowa text probably about Iowa State...and you know what, I'd be bitter too if I were an Iowa student! I'd rather drink Hawkeye than be one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30pm
  • yea UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS. YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS. we rock. sweet who cares caroline or not. work hard party hard. ILL-INI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:38pm
  • no, the 3 u of i's are not ui-springfield or ui-chicago, they are referred to as UIS and UIC respectively. u of i genereally refers to the university of illinois, university of idaho, and university of iowa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:27am
  • no shit, 10:33. which u of i, we have no idea. but of course it's illinois.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:19am
  • So 2 U of I texts in 24 hours (The Hemmingway one), yet no other college can get any mention on this site? We know where the mods went to school...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:04am
  • Iowa State baby! U of I blows goats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:17pm
  • It's a must here in baton rouge, la.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:41am
  • Fuck y'all. I'm Caroline :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm
  • Its probably Illinois because the area code is for Chicago suburbs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:38pm
  • They play it at every home game for the Red Sox when the crowd is nice and drunk. Everyone sings. Everyone fist pumps. It's the only time the song is truly enjoyable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I'm guessing that since area code (224) is from Illinois then they are probably talking about University of Illinois...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:33am
  • BAH! BAH! BAH! Luv it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:40pm
  • welllllllll :] three u of i's correct. one in chicago: university of illinois chicago one in springfield: university of illinois springfield one in champaign: university of illinois urbana 224 area code is chicago.. SOOO go with it :p p.s. there's a bar at NIU that plays sweet caroline EVERY wednesday night. yep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:35am
  • I am Matthew Zimmerman and I totally approve of this text!! ~Matthew Zimmerman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:15am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he is somewhere that people are doing something he doesn't think they should and wants to leave because of it. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:07am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:08am
  • At CPSU we don't fist pump.... We pour out a beer, slap the bar and soak the whole fxxking crowd!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:03pm
  • this must be university of illinois...illini kids are boners

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • I realize that university if Idaho is most likely not the school being mentioned here but us Vandals actually DO what this post I'd talking about with our decentralized dance parties! (:

    Submitted by 509cowgirl on Jul 25, 11 at 5:48am
  • There is no fucking way he is talking about University of Illinois... unless this loser found a way into some shitty dive bar populated by 30 year old grad students... ain't no fuckin way. Texas sucks Jersey sucks Iowa sucks That is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:43am
  • i'm almost positive that someone in Hundred said this... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Becky? lmao this is your friend's mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:01pm
  • We so do fist pump! One noght at Piano Man will verify this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:29pm
  • U of I blows huge donkey balls. Smug pricks

    Submitted by chuckwgn22 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:47am
  • Fenway park bitches. The one and only

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:00pm