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  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:04am

    I've never met someone who doesn't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. I would have gotten you out of there.

  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:43am

    no one is a bigger joke than a student at UT Austin. The worst of the worst

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:02pm

    Wrong Answer. Sweet Caroline is our song during Badger football games. Go and get fucked

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:38pm

    I don't know where you were at U of I, but I can guarantee that fist pumping during Sweet Caroline is a necessity.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:46am

    Sweet Caroline LET'S GO PITT

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:42am

    but they do fist girls named Caroline

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 5:56pm

    Um, U of I is awesome. And yes, 10:00...Piano Man FTW

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:44am

    We definitely fist pump at UIowa

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:35am

    Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:33am

    I'm guessing that since area code (224) is from Illinois then they are probably talking about University of Illinois...

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:34pm

    Illini kids are fucking sweet. And we totally pump our fists to Sweet Caroline. This may be a rare U of I Neil-hater.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:00am

    I dunno who wrote this but u of I students definatly fist pump to sweet Caroline. Piano man at canopy for damn sure.. The bar goes wild

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:17pm

    SWEET Caroline, DAH DAH DAH!!!!!!!!

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:39am

    U of I kids are a fuckin joke

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:32pm

    Jeff at 10:07, You might very well be retarded.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:04am

    So 2 U of I texts in 24 hours (The Hemmingway one), yet no other college can get any mention on this site? We know where the mods went to school...

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:43pm

    All of you talking shit about U of I are just jealous cause you were too stupid to get in!

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:35pm

    Someone explain why its such a necessity to fist pump to this?

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    Fuck y'all. I'm Caroline :)

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:56pm

    I'm gonna take a guess and say that OP was at the cactus piano bar in Lafayette, IN... Yeah, its pretty shit

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:27am

    no, the 3 u of i's are not ui-springfield or ui-chicago, they are referred to as UIS and UIC respectively. u of i genereally refers to the university of illinois, university of idaho, and university of iowa

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:32pm

    My name is Caroline -___-

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:42am

    my guess: a U of Ier at NU, those fruitcakes went wild last time they played it I was at Evanston

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:09am

    If sweet Caroline does not get your blood pumpin then something is wrong with you.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:53am

    U of I is the shit...you were obviously not at a good bar.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:51am

    I know who does fist pump to sweet caroline....JERSEY

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:41pm

    BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:34am

    Fuck y'allz, UofIowa is amazing. If you go to a bar any day of the year you can and will get laid. I'd rather fuck then fist pump

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 4:41am

    It's a must here in baton rouge, la.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:53am

    Shut up Jersey no one likes you.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:15am

    No it's not hail to PITT.. Hail to Iowa because we kicked that ass in football and are still undefeated bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:11am

    U of I fuckin blows. We fist pump all fuckin night to sweet Caroline at Indiana.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:04pm

    Fist pump to Sweet Caroline is must out here at Texas Tech

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:23am

    Wait, there are like 3 U of I's, which one?

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:16pm

    They play it at every home game for the Red Sox when the crowd is nice and drunk. Everyone sings. Everyone fist pumps. It's the only time the song is truly enjoyable

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:40pm

    BAH! BAH! BAH! Luv it!!!

  • 30 37
    Submitted by 509cowgirl on Jul 25, 11 at 5:48am

    I realize that university if Idaho is most likely not the school being mentioned here but us Vandals actually DO what this post I'd talking about with our decentralized dance parties! (:

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:43am

    There is no fucking way he is talking about University of Illinois... unless this loser found a way into some shitty dive bar populated by 30 year old grad students... ain't no fuckin way. Texas sucks Jersey sucks Iowa sucks That is all

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:38pm

    Its probably Illinois because the area code is for Chicago suburbs

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30pm

    This is a U of Iowa text probably about Iowa State...and you know what, I'd be bitter too if I were an Iowa student! I'd rather drink Hawkeye than be one

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:19am

    no shit, 10:33. which u of i, we have no idea. but of course it's illinois.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:03pm

    At CPSU we don't fist pump.... We pour out a beer, slap the bar and soak the whole fxxking crowd!

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:38pm

    yea UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS. YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS. we rock. sweet who cares caroline or not. work hard party hard. ILL-INI

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:34pm

    UIdaho loves that song. The rest of these U of I schools suck.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:17pm

    Iowa State baby! U of I blows goats.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:07am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he is somewhere that people are doing something he doesn't think they should and wants to leave because of it. -Jeff

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:15pm

    This is sooo Edgar!!! It's got to be!

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:43pm

    i'm almost positive that someone in Hundred said this... lol

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:01pm

    Becky? lmao this is your friend's mother

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:15am

    I am Matthew Zimmerman and I totally approve of this text!! ~Matthew Zimmerman

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:00pm

    Fenway park bitches. The one and only

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:29pm

    We so do fist pump! One noght at Piano Man will verify this!

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:35am

    welllllllll :] three u of i's correct. one in chicago: university of illinois chicago one in springfield: university of illinois springfield one in champaign: university of illinois urbana 224 area code is chicago.. SOOO go with it :p p.s. there's a bar at NIU that plays sweet caroline EVERY wednesday night. yep.

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:41pm

    this must be university of illinois...illini kids are boners

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:08am

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 36 74
    Submitted by chuckwgn22 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:47am

    U of I blows huge donkey balls. Smug pricks

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:43am

    This text is funny...in America.