U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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Wait, there are like 3 U of I's, which one?
I've never met someone who doesn't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. I would have gotten you out of there.
no one is a bigger joke than a student at UT Austin. The worst of the worst
Fist pump to Sweet Caroline is must out here at Texas Tech
U of I fuckin blows. We fist pump all fuckin night to sweet Caroline at Indiana.
Jeff at 10:07,
You might very well be retarded.
but they do fist girls named Caroline
We definitely fist pump at UIowa
All of you talking shit about U of I are just jealous cause you were too stupid to get in!
I dunno who wrote this but u of I students definatly fist pump to sweet Caroline. Piano man at canopy for damn sure.. The bar goes wild
BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA
Am I the only one who noticed that Spongebob hardly ever says "I'm ready" anymore?
I'm gonna take a guess and say that OP was at the cactus piano bar in Lafayette, IN... Yeah, its pretty shit
SWEET Caroline, DAH DAH DAH!!!!!!!!
Um, U of I is awesome.
And yes, 10:00...Piano Man FTW
I don't know where you were at U of I, but I can guarantee that fist pumping during Sweet Caroline is a necessity.
LET'S GO PITT
Someone explain why its such a necessity to fist pump to this?
If sweet Caroline does not get your blood pumpin then something is wrong with you.
Wrong Answer. Sweet Caroline is our song during Badger football games. Go and get fucked
U of I is the shit...you were obviously not at a good bar.
U of I kids are a fuckin joke
I know who does fist pump to sweet caroline....JERSEY
Illini kids are fucking sweet. And we totally pump our fists to Sweet Caroline. This may be a rare U of I Neil-hater.
Shut up Jersey no one likes you.
This is sooo Edgar!!! It's got to be!
No it's not hail to PITT.. Hail to Iowa because we kicked that ass in football and are still undefeated bitch.
Fuck y'allz, UofIowa is amazing. If you go to a bar any day of the year you can and will get laid. I'd rather fuck then fist pump
This is a U of Iowa text probably about Iowa State...and you know what, I'd be bitter too if I were an Iowa student! I'd rather drink Hawkeye than be one
My name is Caroline -___-
This text is funny...in America.
So 2 U of I texts in 24 hours (The Hemmingway one), yet no other college can get any mention on this site? We know where the mods went to school...
no, the 3 u of i's are not ui-springfield or ui-chicago, they are referred to as UIS and UIC respectively.
u of i genereally refers to the university of illinois, university of idaho, and university of iowa
yea UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS. YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS. we rock. sweet who cares caroline or not. work hard party hard. ILL-INI
no shit, 10:33. which u of i, we have no idea. but of course it's illinois.
It's a must here in baton rouge, la.
my guess: a U of Ier at NU, those fruitcakes went wild last time they played it I was at Evanston
UIdaho loves that song. The rest of these U of I schools suck.
Iowa State baby! U of I blows goats.
I'm guessing that since area code (224) is from Illinois then they are probably talking about University of Illinois...
Fuck y'all. I'm Caroline :)
Its probably Illinois because the area code is for Chicago suburbs
They play it at every home game for the Red Sox when the crowd is nice and drunk. Everyone sings. Everyone fist pumps. It's the only time the song is truly enjoyable
You wanna know how I got these scars?
three u of i's correct.
one in chicago: university of illinois chicago
one in springfield: university of illinois springfield
one in champaign: university of illinois urbana
224 area code is chicago.. SOOO go with it :p
p.s. there's a bar at NIU that plays sweet caroline EVERY wednesday night. yep.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he is somewhere that people are doing something he doesn't think they should and wants to leave because of it.
BAH! BAH! BAH! Luv it!!!
At CPSU we don't fist pump....
We pour out a beer, slap the bar and soak the whole fxxking crowd!
i'm almost positive that someone in Hundred said this... lol
I am Matthew Zimmerman and I totally approve of this text!!
this must be university of illinois...illini kids are boners
I realize that university if Idaho is most likely not the school being mentioned here but us Vandals actually DO what this post I'd talking about with our decentralized dance parties! (:
There is no fucking way he is talking about University of Illinois... unless this loser found a way into some shitty dive bar populated by 30 year old grad students... ain't no fuckin way.
That is all
Becky? lmao this is your friend's mother
We so do fist pump! One noght at Piano Man will verify this!
U of I blows huge donkey balls. Smug pricks
Fenway park bitches. The one and only