Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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