didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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