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  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:12am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:01am

    What happened to the bacon chap?

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:13am

    this was caused by a subconsciously acknowledged metaphor in which your brain recognized the unplanned and uncontrolled excretion of all the unhealthy and unusable waste in your body as a release of thoughts and elements in your life which you want /need to let out or remove to be happy, but feel should be kept to yourself or dealt with discretely and methodically (like pooping in a toilet). just BSing ya... haha

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:33pm

    I always feel better after a good dump

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:22am

    Thanks for the life story 2:20 *yawn*

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:11pm

    Probably because you know it's all downhill from here... Life can't possibly get any worse, thus giving you a spurr of relief. lol.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:24am

    Good vomments. I guess the implied question is why? Hey, maybe you found you bottom!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20am

    my roommate, myself, and some old guy stood there and drank 9 bottles of merlot 1 night. needless to say i tried to fart when i peed, and crapped myself too. i did the bunny hop all the way to the next house to poop. i felt really bad, but ended up passin out in my poo boxers that night haha

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:02am

    I usually get that feeling too

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:15am

    they let this through

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:12am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:59am

    This is pathetic! Who admits to shitting themselves?

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:43am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:33am

    Stay human people.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:23pm

    you weren't depressed, just constipated.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:18am

    they let this through and not my amazing cum stain shaped like a smiley?!

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:20am

    5:14, don't hate the player, hate the game.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:14am

    Kill yourself bacon boy

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:15am

    The silver lining, my friends; that's what it's all about.