And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I guess the implied question is why?
Hey, maybe you found you bottom!
Thanks for the life story 2:20 *yawn*
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Probably because you know it's all downhill from here... Life can't possibly get any worse, thus giving you a spurr of relief. lol.
This is pathetic! Who admits to shitting themselves?
this was caused by a subconsciously acknowledged metaphor in which your brain recognized the unplanned and uncontrolled excretion of all the unhealthy and unusable waste in your body as a release of thoughts and elements in your life which you want /need to let out or remove to be happy, but feel should be kept to yourself or dealt with discretely and methodically (like pooping in a toilet).
just BSing ya... haha
my roommate, myself, and some old guy stood there and drank 9 bottles of merlot 1 night. needless to say i tried to fart when i peed, and crapped myself too. i did the bunny hop all the way to the next house to poop. i felt really bad, but ended up passin out in my poo boxers that night haha
I always feel better after a good dump
they let this through
Kill yourself bacon boy
they let this through and not my amazing cum stain shaped like a smiley?!
or else it gets the hose again.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
I usually get that feeling too
you weren't depressed, just constipated.
What happened to the bacon chap?
Stay human people.
5:14, don't hate the player, hate the game.
The silver lining, my friends; that's what it's all about.