And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I guess the implied question is why?
Hey, maybe you found you bottom!
Thanks for the life story 2:20 *yawn*
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
This is pathetic! Who admits to shitting themselves?
Probably because you know it's all downhill from here... Life can't possibly get any worse, thus giving you a spurr of relief. lol.
this was caused by a subconsciously acknowledged metaphor in which your brain recognized the unplanned and uncontrolled excretion of all the unhealthy and unusable waste in your body as a release of thoughts and elements in your life which you want /need to let out or remove to be happy, but feel should be kept to yourself or dealt with discretely and methodically (like pooping in a toilet).
just BSing ya... haha
my roommate, myself, and some old guy stood there and drank 9 bottles of merlot 1 night. needless to say i tried to fart when i peed, and crapped myself too. i did the bunny hop all the way to the next house to poop. i felt really bad, but ended up passin out in my poo boxers that night haha
I always feel better after a good dump
they let this through and not my amazing cum stain shaped like a smiley?!
they let this through
or else it gets the hose again.
Kill yourself bacon boy
I usually get that feeling too
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
you weren't depressed, just constipated.
What happened to the bacon chap?
5:14, don't hate the player, hate the game.
Stay human people.
The silver lining, my friends; that's what it's all about.