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  • Good vomments. I guess the implied question is why? Hey, maybe you found you bottom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:24am
  • Thanks for the life story 2:20 *yawn*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:22am
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:12am
  • This is pathetic! Who admits to shitting themselves?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:59am
  • Probably because you know it's all downhill from here... Life can't possibly get any worse, thus giving you a spurr of relief. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:11pm
  • this was caused by a subconsciously acknowledged metaphor in which your brain recognized the unplanned and uncontrolled excretion of all the unhealthy and unusable waste in your body as a release of thoughts and elements in your life which you want /need to let out or remove to be happy, but feel should be kept to yourself or dealt with discretely and methodically (like pooping in a toilet). just BSing ya... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:13am
  • I always feel better after a good dump

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:33pm
  • my roommate, myself, and some old guy stood there and drank 9 bottles of merlot 1 night. needless to say i tried to fart when i peed, and crapped myself too. i did the bunny hop all the way to the next house to poop. i felt really bad, but ended up passin out in my poo boxers that night haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:20am
  • they let this through and not my amazing cum stain shaped like a smiley?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:18am
  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:12am
  • they let this through

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:15am
  • Kill yourself bacon boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:14am
  • I usually get that feeling too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:02am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:43am
  • you weren't depressed, just constipated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:23pm
  • What happened to the bacon chap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:01am
  • Stay human people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:33am
  • 5:14, don't hate the player, hate the game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:20am
  • The silver lining, my friends; that's what it's all about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:15am