Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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