It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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