"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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