But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
No more Irish car bombs ever.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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