I cockslap morals
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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