People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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