I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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