I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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