Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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