I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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