ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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