she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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Just in case she finds a dog with nothing to do?
It actually helps hide the smell of alcohol in case you have to take a breathalyzer test....my husband used to carry it on him when he was an alcoholic and was basically always drunk lol
No, it will not help you beat a breathalyzer. http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp
it wont help you beat a breathalyzer, but it does help disguise the smell of alcohol in case you have to talk to a policeman or something like that.
I carry peanut butter in my car to and it's saved my ass twice from the county boys so don't dare doubt the butter
Lol it must be hard to have an alcoholic husband. Lol
Mayo is more versatile
Just in case what??
I carry ketchup, it is IMPORTANT!
Shut the hell up Macgruber ad!
in case she needs to make someone a motherfucking sandwich
Hahaha Emily Hook.
Incase of WHAT!?
So do I.
Good, she's thinking ahead.
I think cops know to suspect something if u smell like you just ate a gob of peanut butter too....duh. All they gotta do is say they "saw your eyes" after they smell the pb.
I said he used to be an alcoholic...before I met him lol...he's been sober for four years but he used to carry peanut butter in his car all the time. It does at least help disguise the smell.
lmao @ catsnatch
My friend carries pb around in case she has a hypoglycemic episode. It's full of protein and doesn't need to be refrigerated, so its a good snack for low blood sugar.
Catsnatchfever---way more funny than the actual post.