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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 21, 10 at 11:39am

    Just in case she finds a dog with nothing to do?

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    Submitted by rockstarrxbecca on May 21, 10 at 12:55pm

    It actually helps hide the smell of alcohol in case you have to take a breathalyzer test....my husband used to carry it on him when he was an alcoholic and was basically always drunk lol

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 6:43pm

      No, it will not help you beat a breathalyzer. http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp

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      Submitted by jj207 on May 21, 10 at 10:14pm

      it wont help you beat a breathalyzer, but it does help disguise the smell of alcohol in case you have to talk to a policeman or something like that.

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    Submitted by pookie777 on May 21, 10 at 11:47am

    Shut the hell up Macgruber ad!

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    Submitted by anon727 on May 22, 10 at 12:22am

    Lol it must be hard to have an alcoholic husband. Lol

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    Submitted by Fred_Brown on May 21, 10 at 11:48am

    Incase of WHAT!?

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    Submitted by Xivenia on May 21, 10 at 11:47am

    I carry ketchup, it is IMPORTANT!

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    Submitted by troyfish on May 24, 10 at 1:00am

    I carry peanut butter in my car to and it's saved my ass twice from the county boys so don't dare doubt the butter

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    Submitted by FmyC on May 21, 10 at 11:35am

    That's awesome!

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    Submitted by FatherTime on Jul 14, 10 at 11:16am

    Hahaha Emily Hook.

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    Submitted by itstotheleft on May 21, 10 at 12:54pm

    Mayo is more versatile

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    Submitted by cgarcia164 on May 21, 10 at 12:18pm

    first

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    Submitted by rockstarrxbecca on May 22, 10 at 11:43am

    I said he used to be an alcoholic...before I met him lol...he's been sober for four years but he used to carry peanut butter in his car all the time. It does at least help disguise the smell.

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 21, 10 at 9:56pm

    Just in case what??

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    Submitted by Intervention_v2 on May 24, 10 at 10:19am

    in case she needs to make someone a motherfucking sandwich

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    Submitted by nmscreamer on Jul 17, 10 at 6:12pm

    My friend carries pb around in case she has a hypoglycemic episode. It's full of protein and doesn't need to be refrigerated, so its a good snack for low blood sugar.

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 24, 10 at 9:13am

    lmao @ catsnatch

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    Submitted by jenuine2you on May 22, 10 at 1:51pm

    I think cops know to suspect something if u smell like you just ate a gob of peanut butter too....duh. All they gotta do is say they "saw your eyes" after they smell the pb.

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    Submitted by Turducken on May 21, 10 at 12:17pm

    Catsnatchfever---way more funny than the actual post.

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    Submitted by alyshayo on May 21, 10 at 11:45am

    So do I.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 21, 10 at 7:07pm

    Good, she's thinking ahead.