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  • Just in case she finds a dog with nothing to do?

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on May 21, 10 at 11:39am
  • It actually helps hide the smell of alcohol in case you have to take a breathalyzer test....my husband used to carry it on him when he was an alcoholic and was basically always drunk lol

    Submitted by rockstarrxbecca on May 21, 10 at 12:55pm
    • No, it will not help you beat a breathalyzer. http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/breath.asp

      Submitted by jonathan171 on May 21, 10 at 6:43pm
    • it wont help you beat a breathalyzer, but it does help disguise the smell of alcohol in case you have to talk to a policeman or something like that.

      Submitted by jj207 on May 21, 10 at 10:14pm
  • I carry peanut butter in my car to and it's saved my ass twice from the county boys so don't dare doubt the butter

    Submitted by troyfish on May 24, 10 at 1:00am
  • Lol it must be hard to have an alcoholic husband. Lol

    Submitted by anon727 on May 22, 10 at 12:22am
  • Mayo is more versatile

    Submitted by itstotheleft on May 21, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Just in case what??

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 21, 10 at 9:56pm
  • I carry ketchup, it is IMPORTANT!

    Submitted by Xivenia on May 21, 10 at 11:47am
  • That's awesome!

    Submitted by FmyC on May 21, 10 at 11:35am
  • Shut the hell up Macgruber ad!

    Submitted by pookie777 on May 21, 10 at 11:47am
  • first

    Submitted by cgarcia164 on May 21, 10 at 12:18pm
  • in case she needs to make someone a motherfucking sandwich

    Submitted by Intervention_v2 on May 24, 10 at 10:19am
  • Hahaha Emily Hook.

    Submitted by FatherTime on Jul 14, 10 at 11:16am
  • Incase of WHAT!?

    Submitted by Fred_Brown on May 21, 10 at 11:48am
  • So do I.

    Submitted by alyshayo on May 21, 10 at 11:45am
  • Good, she's thinking ahead.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 21, 10 at 7:07pm
  • I think cops know to suspect something if u smell like you just ate a gob of peanut butter too....duh. All they gotta do is say they "saw your eyes" after they smell the pb.

    Submitted by jenuine2you on May 22, 10 at 1:51pm
  • I said he used to be an alcoholic...before I met him lol...he's been sober for four years but he used to carry peanut butter in his car all the time. It does at least help disguise the smell.

    Submitted by rockstarrxbecca on May 22, 10 at 11:43am
  • lmao @ catsnatch

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 24, 10 at 9:13am
  • My friend carries pb around in case she has a hypoglycemic episode. It's full of protein and doesn't need to be refrigerated, so its a good snack for low blood sugar.

    Submitted by nmscreamer on Jul 17, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Catsnatchfever---way more funny than the actual post.

    Submitted by Turducken on May 21, 10 at 12:17pm