Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Do plants get herpes?
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