Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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