Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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