So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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