My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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