Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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