Dual....:-)
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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