i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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