I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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