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  • 67 59
    Submitted by Daniel_Tosh on May 16, 11 at 2:20pm

    Must be a crayola paint bucket. Only thing small enough to fit his penis in.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 11 at 2:29pm

    That's not how you make a lightsaber...

  • 53 55
    Submitted by JimHalpert on May 17, 11 at 1:23am

    Dude, you don't have to go that far to get into the Blue Man Group.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by redsox985 on May 16, 11 at 3:48pm

    I bet your parents are proud.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by ZAK13 on May 16, 11 at 2:13pm

    Wow...

  • 47 60
    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 16, 11 at 11:19pm

    Why? because I'm at the hospital getting my dick amputated and that was our last night together.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Michguy on May 16, 11 at 3:43pm

    Take a pic yourself. It is probably still covered in paint. Or is that mold?

  • 45 63
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 17, 11 at 4:29am

    I once made a glory hole in my school bathroom.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by bee222 on May 17, 11 at 12:10am

    I would imagine that to burn:/