Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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