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  • You really had me right up to the "hand job" part. Who still gives those? That's like giving out toothbrushes and dried fruit to kids on Halloween. Please use an orifice, ANY orifice. Guys don't care.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 11:58am
  • You'll go blind, kid

    Submitted by kicksave1980 on Aug 12, 11 at 10:38am
  • Don't diss the handjob. Mine are awesome--the boyfriend actually asks for them over a bj periodically.

    Submitted by mazerati on Aug 12, 11 at 1:13pm
  • @Mazerati and the OP... "You know how to give the best handjobs? Use your mouth." Tucker Max

    Submitted by OnceUponATime98 on Aug 13, 11 at 3:39am
  • Somobody obviously doesn't have enough sex if a two minute handjob counts as "madness"

    Submitted by Erotophobia on Aug 13, 11 at 3:45pm
  • I had the first thumbs up! Fuck you If you say this is bad

    Submitted by 13263591191 on Aug 12, 11 at 10:38am