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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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