I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
