Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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