thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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