You're my little dorito
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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