my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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