just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
