16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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