New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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