At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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