For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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