'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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