I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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