when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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