I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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