your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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