wakey wakey hands off snakey
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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