my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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