i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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