We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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