and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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