Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
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ahah 847, the first one on this list that that is from my area code. This is great.
Ten to one on this being from an Northwestern student.
I'm not alone in the universe?
you know, I know guys like this and it's such a shame.
Good ol' Lake County
You and me both brother.
i bet dramastix didnt get into college and has a small penis
Maybe you have a small penis.
It's probably because he jackhammers.
I thought this was a snore text
I wish I didn't have to say this, but story of my life
Get a bigger dick duh
only 1/4 - 1/3 of the "battle" is getting a girl into your bed. if a guy is just doing his own thing in bed, it is beyond disappointing!
when he pulls it out it goes pew pew pew all night long
Probably it's cuz they assumed you were homosexual...