i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
As shirtless as possible
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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